wizardofporthaven
wizardofporthaven:

After the encounter you realize no he didn’t speak common. hahaha

What country are you from?
What? 
"What" ain’t no country I’ve ever heard of. They speak Common in What?
What?
Common, motherfucker, do you speak it!?!
Yes! Yes!
Then you know what I’m sayin’!
Yes!
Describe what the Dwarf looks like!
What?
Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

wizardofporthaven:

After the encounter you realize no he didn’t speak common. hahaha

What country are you from?

What? 

"What" ain’t no country I’ve ever heard of. They speak Common in What?

What?

Common, motherfucker, do you speak it!?!

Yes! Yes!

Then you know what I’m sayin’!

Yes!

Describe what the Dwarf looks like!

What?

Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!